South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Join us for an extraordinary evening with Graeme Souness - legendary midfielder, manager, and pundit - as he shares stories from his remarkable career.

From his unforgettable years at Rangers, where he transformed Scottish football both as a player and manager, to his illustrious success with Liverpool, where he won multiple European Cups, Graeme’s experiences are steeped in football history.

He’ll also reflect on his time representing Scotland on the international stage. With unmatched insight, bold opinions, and behind-the-scenes stories, Graeme Souness will take you through an incredible journey across his decades in football.

This is a unique opportunity for fans of Rangers, Liverpool, and Scottish football to hear from one of the game’s most respected figures - don’t miss it!

Age recommendation: 14years +

VIP ticket includes: early entry into the venue, meet and greet, a professional photo and premium seating within the Auditorium.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £40.00 / £60.00 VIP (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Europe’s No.1 multi-award-winning show " Nashville Live", this hit country show returns for another fantastic night of toe-tapping classic country!

The upcoming tour will showcase highly acclaimed tributes to Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Alan Jackson, Tammy Wynette and Kenny Rogers and new tributes to icons Laney Wilson, Shania Twain, The Chicks, Josh Turner and the new kid on the block Luke Combs  with countless other well-known singalong anthems in this must-see musical extravaganza that sings  you through the decades right up to the present day performing 40 timeless hit songs.

The show also features three superb singers who are all accompanied by a fantastic live band of musicians. Watch that real authentic Tennessee sound coupled with an authentic stage set and state-of-the-art production that is guaranteed to transport you all the way, hand clapping and toe-tapping, to downtown Nashville and back in one night.

One thing is for sure, if it’s Country music you like then this is the only show in town!

Over 2,000 5-star reviews!

“As good as Country show that you will see live anywhere outside Nashville“ - Country Music Northern Ireland

“Pure  Raw Country at its Best“ - CMT

“Fantastic show of nostalgic country at its best with superb vocalists and musicians" - Hot Country TV

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £27.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

From sketches to songs, come see these wee comical dafties do what they do best!

Fast-paced, witty comedy with clever twists on Scottish culture!

The Weegie boys promise raucous laughter from start to finish!

Starring Gregor Mackay, Conor MackHardie and Elliot Hanigan, the Glasgow-based comedy trio have proved an undeniable hit both on stage and online, having sold out Edinburgh Fringe runs, headlined numerous comedy clubs and venues across the country and produced viral sketches both online and with the BBC.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £22.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Ted Marle was a much respected and long serving tutor at the East Kilbride Arts Centre, creating a body of work both professionally and throughout his teaching career.

The work on display was part of a private collection belonging to Henry and Mary Doig and gifted to the Arts Centre.

Cost: Free admission

Entertainment Unlimited embark on another UK wide tour in 2027 with the laugh out loud comedy, Dirty Dusting.

This is an evening of pure theatrical Viagra!

The 2027 production stars Crissy Rock (Benidorm) and Leah Bell (Stage Award Winner): Vanessa Karon and Paul Dunn.

Gladys, Olive and Elsie are three “vintage style” cleaning ladies who, threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash.

A wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea… “Why not start their own Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from Dave, their boss…they could be onto a winner!

What could possibly go wrong????

Written by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood, this production is directed by Leah Bell who injects this hilarious play with a fresh and lively approach coupled with her own unique comedic style.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £27.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)