South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Dance Rebels…Strictly Unleashed!

The Original Bad Boys of the Ballroom. Unchained! Unscripted! Unstoppable!

Brendan Cole and James Jordan are the original bad boys of ballroom. The Strictly Come Dancing icons are TV royalty. Brendan was the first Strictly Champion, winning the debut series in 2004, while James secured a second and third place finish, making the final twice during his eight-year run. The boys’ post-Strictly careers have been just as thrilling. Brendan and James are the double act who won’t be muzzled and whose opinions light up our screens. On their debut double act tour, fans can expect an explosive evening of unfiltered stories, behind-the-scenes bombshells, and brutally honest opinions. And, of course, there’ll also be some of the signature routines and moves that made them household names and ensure they remain among the biggest names in dance.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £35 / £85 Meet'n'Greet / £50 premium (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

From the producers that brought you the smash-hit Girls' Night OOT!

Insideout Theatre Productions Ltd proudly present A Night at the Musicals.

Join our first-class professional cast as they sing some of the best show tunes from London's West End and Broadway.

Our fabulous four singers will perform songs from shows such as Les Misérables, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, and many more.

A Night at the Musicals has been touring Scotland for over ten years and has audiences dancing in the aisles.

Book your tickets now for a night of sensational singing and brilliant banter.

Cast announcement coming soon!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £22.00 / £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Get ready to go wild at The Singing Kettle, Animal Party! Artie is back with the original Singing Kettles, each one hiding a clue to a favourite song. Join in with Bunny Fou Fou, Bear Hunt, Old MacDonald’s Farm and lots more Singing Kettle fun.

Dress up as your favourite party animal and come ready to sing, laugh and join the fun!

Dress up and go wild!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £12.00 / £10.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Clatty Pats - Walk Like a Glaswegian!

Written and directed by Paul Moore.

An Arts Enigma production.

Did you ever get stuck to that famous “sticky carpet”? Did you get “Clatty at Cleopatras” back in the day?

This hilarious homage to big hair, leg warmers, neon and new wave, had them dancing in the aisles during its sell out run in 2023 and is back to take you back to the 80s future when we were mad about Madonna and danced as West End Girls and West End Boys…to the best sounds of the 80s. 

Famous for its “Nurses” nights - join our naughty fab four “Sisters” as they come off shift and shift a few shandies (and the rest) and get up to a whole lot of trouble, blowing bubble gum like Maryhill Madonna's in their tutus, hoping to land a Simon Le Bon, but more often than not going up the road looking like a “hauf chewed bon bon” having bumped into a few Whams & Bam's!

Clatty Pats is open again for business. Get on your 80s neon, hairspray that hair up- big and bold for an outrageously funny trip down 80s memory lane- to the best sounds of the 80s. Based on a few true stories….

“Took me right back to Clatty Pats - Absolutely brilliant!”

“Belter of a soundtrack - and so funny!”

“Brilliant girls night out”

Contains adult humour and strong language 18+

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Beyond the Barricade, the UK’s longest running Musical Theatre Concert Tour, is back. Join the cast for two hours of the best of Broadway and the West End, featuring the songs that have made audiences return over and over again for more than 25 years. Enjoy numbers from The Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, West Side Story, The Lion King, Blood Brothers, Miss Saigon, Hamilton and many others, climaxing with a spectacular finale from, of course, Les Misérables!

The concert tour will feature Andy Reiss, David Fawcett, Katie Leeming and Poppy Tierney, who have all played principal roles in both the West End and UK Tours of Les Misérables, together with a live band who capture the feel of the original orchestrations of the chosen musicals. 

To this day every musical note is still played and sung live – very rare indeed. Beyond the Barricade gives musical theatre songs a bold concert format treatment – but with the conviction and intention to deliver the material as if the audience are watching the original performance.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £29.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)