South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Taylor Swift Tribute by Xenna, Showgirl Edition

Step into the unparalleled world of Taylor Swift in this ENCHANTED tribute show featuring the incredible: Xenna as Taylor. A celebration of the iconic pop sensation's music, style, and unrivalled stage presence.

Xenna embodies every essence of Taylor Swift, capturing her voice, signature looks, and magnetic charisma. 

Audiences will be transported through Taylor's world as they sing along to timeless classics from "Love Story," "Blank Space," and "Shake It Off," to “Fortnight” and “The Tortured Poets Department”. With dancers and replica costumes, showcasing Swift's distinctive looks.

The show now spans all 12 eras, including songs from the latest Album - Opalite, Fate of Ophelia and The Life of a Showgirl. This new era adds glamour and storytelling sparkle to the set, celebrating every chapter of Taylor’s talents. 

Whether you're a die-hard Swiftie or simply love great music, this is the ultimate homage to one of the biggest stars in the world. Get ready to relive Taylor Swift's greatest hits in a show that's as close to the real thing as it gets!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £22.00 / £28.00 VIP (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Following on from the nationwide sell-out success of Killer Couples, best-selling author, Psychologist, and leading crime commentator Emma Kenny returns with a brand-new live show that probes the darkest corners of humanity.

Murderous Minds takes you on a gripping journey into the twisted motivations of some of the UK's, and the world's, most notorious killers. With her extensive background in psychology and crime analysis, Emma Kenny offers a rare and credible window into how murderers justify the horrific acts they commit.

Discover the delusional beliefs and hidden traumas that drove them to kill. Explore some of the most infamous cases that have rocked society. What formed these criminals disturbing perspectives, how did their pathological thought processes develop, and what are the rationalisations they cling to - even behind bars.

Why do some people with similar upbringings and experiences lead normal lives, while others become killers? This show challenges what you think you know about morality, identity, and the line between sanity and madness.

Building on the sell-out success of Killer Couples, Murderous Minds combines real-life case studies with gripping storytelling. Immerse yourself in a night of suspense.

Whether you're a true crime aficionado, a psychology enthusiast, or simply seeking a riveting night out, Murderous Minds promises to keep you on the edge of your seat. Dare to walk in the footsteps of the world's most notorious killers, and discover that sometimes, the truth is far more terrifying than fiction.

Secure your seat now for an unforgettable exploration into the minds of murderers.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £29.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It’s relatable, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches.

Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval

Age Guidance: 16+

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Fabulous annual favourite Michelle McManus’ Winter Wonderland is with us again in 2026, so prepare to party and shake your Christmas baubles.

Award winning Cat Harvey, presenter of the Breakfast Show on STV Radio will be joining in as the hilarious Fairy Bampot and the wonderful Soundsational Choir will be lighting up the stage with their amazing vocals.

The show is bursting with holiday fun and Christmas crackers for you to join in, so unpack festive outfits for the family, crack out the tinsel and prepare for all the cheer you will need this December.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £27.50 / £17.50 (under 16s) (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Laugh your baubles off this Christmas 2026 with Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends!

The one liners have been sharpened, the quick replies are flowing fast and this time – he’s bringing his pals.

Following on from his debut sold-out UK Tour join star of social media, TikTok, and all round good guy STUART MITCHELL as he brings his famous weekly STUART MITCHELL & FRIENDS show direct from Glasgow to your front door (nearly).

Featuring TWO SPECIAL GUESTS from the cream of the comedy crop, don’t miss out on a night of laughter that’s just up the road.

Please note this is for 18 years and over only.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)