South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

The Tartan Army- 28 years later.

Written by Ian Morland.

Directed by Isobel Barrett.

Goaaaaal! And Scotland are off to the World Cup!

The Passion…The Play-offs. The Penalties. The Pints!

Join us in this celebration of our lads smashing their way into the World Cup 2026 as we march alongside our own “Tartan Army” fanatics - Oor Troops Davie, Tam ,Shug and Rab.

They take you through the highs and the lows, life’s kicks and love’s blows as they follow the team from 28 years yesterday to 28 years now…alongside their “Tartan Barmy” long suffering, embittered wives.

A rollercoaster of tears, laughter and rousing songs to steal your BraveHearts!

“Full of cracking one liners!” Citizens Theatre

“A passionate romp through Scottish Football from start to finish” The Herald

A TRAM Direct Theatre Company performance, produced by Arts Enigma Productions -the team that brought you the smash hit “The Provy Wummin”

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £25.00 / save 10% group 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

A night of pure laughs and banter starring Jane McCarry and Edward Reid!

Think Loose Women with a pinch of chaos and madness thrown in!!!

Join our panel – ‘Still Games’ Jane McCarry, ‘Britain’s Got Talent’s’ Edward Reid and radio presenter Ali Wright plus a special guest panellist for this uplifting powerhouse of a show and ultimate night oot!

A great catch up with pals, no subject is off limits, chilled vibes with wine and song, what could possibly go wrong?

Conflicting opinions, life stories and belly laughs – this show includes everything and does nothing by halves.

Prepare to be entertained, buckle up and strap yourself in, for this rollercoaster ride of a show that’s goes nicely with a gin!

So if you like a night oot and a blether about this and that - then get your tickets now for ‘Whits yer Chat’.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)